Incredible, but true.
SQL Server 2017, specific build = 14.0.3015.40, on an Azure Cloud server, IAAS.
While restoring a database it just sits there forever what felt like forever (it was 80gb), and after awhile saw this in the error log:
The operating system returned the error '21(The device is not ready.)' while attempting 'GetDiskFreeSpace' on 'A:\'.
Guess what, you fix this by disabling your floppy drive in device manager. Absolutely amazing.
I actually still have some 5 1/2 and 3 1/4 floppy disks and a USB Floppy drive, though I doubt there would be a use for a "floppy drive" controller on a cloud machine, but it's good to see the floppy's in the cloud.